computer trouble

[dirtygeek]

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the
computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and
solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An 'ID ten
T error'? What's that? Ya know, in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an 'ID ten T
Error' before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out ...... I D 1 0 T

I used to like Harold.

[DonMike]

Andy, I love your new avatar. It looks just like you. LOL!!!

[dirtygeek]

I'm going to spank you next time I see you.

[Jasun]

You know, Andy, any story that starts out with a service call and doesn't end with someone covered in jizz just isn't good enough.

Please rewrite your story.

[dirtygeek]

LOL I didn't write it actually, my grandfather sent it to me.

[Top Cat]

So speaking of things that make us laugh, this is my new favorite joke in the whole world. In fact my boyfriend and I couldn't sleep the other night because we kept saying the punch to each other in bed.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

:eek:

[dirtygeek]

HAHA That one rocks!

Now that I think about it, I have seen a few kids that looked like that. Poor little guys.

[AusCoding Allan]

It's called natural selection - if you don't want them to have kids, make sure they're ugly.