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Thread: The Ten Commandments

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    AusCoding Allan
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    The Ten Commandments

    ...... of Computing

    1. When Computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

    2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

    3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

    4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

    5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

    6. To err is human,... to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.

    7. He who laughs last probably made a backup.

    8. If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.

    9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.

    10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

    A laugh for your Thursday!

    Cheers,

    Allan


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    On the other hand.... You have different fingers
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    LOL!! So true, so true. How funny.
    Don Mike
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    You do realize by 'gay' I mean a man who has sex with other men?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozmalegalleries
    9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked perfectly.
    At least we kno where Bill Gates got his idea from

    Regards,

    Lee


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    Mamakity
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    Love this post! It's not me, it's my computer.


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    nakedchicks
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    i like your topic.. :angel:


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    LTCNick
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    That was funny! (And so true!)


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    firehorse
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    LOL Thanks for the laugh.


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    AusCoding Allan
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    No problems, thought you'd enjoy it!

    Allan


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