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New galleries from MovieRevenue
Hello, my dearest webmasters!
We have finally changed moving to new hosting and we're up again and been already tested on our own traffic.
So, there is what we have for this moment.
Things remained the same:
1) 5 niche sites
Big Toy Movies
Lesbian Screen
Mature Porn Clips
Voyeur Real Time
XXX Fatty Movies
2) banners, HPA and more than 2400 Free Hosted Galleries (30 new FHG twice a week).
3) Payments are made twice a month. Epassporte, paypal, wire.
New features.
1) 04/16/05 - 04/30/05 - 60% for all sites and all webmasters.
(check Programs section on MovieRevenue.com to get informed about special bonuses).
2) Billings: CCBill - for credit cards and WTSBank (ACHDebit) for checks. In nearest future there will be new billing solutions available.
So, here we are! Welcome to promote!
MovieRevenue - Join and enjoy!
And surely, new FHG.
Site - Big Toy Movies,
Amount - 30,
Format - 10 movies 10 seconds each,
Sample - Gallery 10.
Good luck!
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Joke, as usual.
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
Our grannys don't need any medicine. Let your surfers check it up.
So, 30 new galleries for Mature Porn Clips.
10 clips 10 seconds each. Click here for sample gallery.
Welcome to promote and don't forget about "60%" action that starts tomorrow.
Good luck and more profits with MovieRevenue!
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Lesbian joke.
A woman walks into her doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I have this terrible rash.” She lifts up her sweater to reveal a large ‘M’ shaped rash. The doctor replies, “Now that is the strangest rash I’ve ever seen.” The woman explains, “Well my boyfriend goes to Michigan and refuses to take off his letter sweater when we make love.” The doctor shrugs her shoulders, prescribes some lotion and sends the woman on her way.
The next day another woman comes in with a very similar rash. “How did you get that?” the doctor asks. “My boyfriend goes to MIT and he refuses to take his letter sweater off when we make love,” she says. The doctor prescribes some lotion and sends the young lady on her way.
The third day another young woman comes into the doctor’s office and she too has a big rash in the shape of an ‘M’ on her chest.
“Let me guess,” the doctor says. “Your boyfriend goes to Maryland?” “No,” the patient replies, “My girlfriend goes to Wellesley.”
30 new Free Hosted Galleries for Lesbian Screen.
One streaming video, 15 seconds long.
Sample galleries: Gallery 1 and Gallery 30.
Welcome to promote!
Good luck and more profits with MovieRevenue!
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Joke, as usual.
A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home. Johnny said, ''Yes.'' The salesman said, ''Well, can I see him please?'' Johnny snickered and said, ''No, he is in the shower.'' Then the salesman asked if his mother was at home. Johnny said, ''Yes.''
The salesman said, ''Well can I see her?'' Johnny snickered again and said, ''No, she's in the shower too.'' The salesman then asked, ''Do you think they will be out soon?'' Johnny laughed this time and said ''No.'' The salesman asked, ''Why?''
''Well'', Johnny said, ''when my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him some Super Glue.''
30 new galleries for Voyeur Real Time (feat. live voyeur cams).
Format - 10x10
Example - Gallery 26.
60% action is still in progress. Send us good traffic, earn more money and make your partner percent higher. Simplicity Is Genius. Hourragh!
Good luck and feel always free to contact me over team@movierevenue.com or icq 135-642-089!
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Fat joke.
A man walks in to the country store and asks the clerk for a package of condoms. The clerk asks "what size are you?" "I dunno" replies the man. Well the clerk tells him to go out back where there is a plywood fence with numbered holes in it. He is told to stick it in various holes to determine his size. Well, this big 'ol fat girl sees the man heading out back and runs around behind the fence. As soon as the man sticks it thru the hole, the fat girl picks up her moo-moo and backs up to the fence. A while later the man returns and the clerk asks him "Well, what size will it be?" "Forget the rubbers," the man replies, "I'll just take 3 sheets of that plywood!"
30 new galleries for XXX Fatty Movies.
Format - 10x10
Example - Gallery 7.
Good luck and have a great day!
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Joke as usual.
It was a average day in Bobby's first grade class. Around 11:00 he had to go to the bathroom, so he raised his hand and ask the teacher. The teacher noticed this pattern and asked him a question " Bobby, if you want to go to the restroom, you have to recite the A-B-C's" Bobby being a below average student slowly recited
"a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z"
The teacher noticed that he was missing a letter so the teacher replied "Umm..Bobby, what happen to the p?" Bobby replied "Oh, I'm sorry Ms.Swanson, but its runnung down my leg.
New Free Hosted Galleries for Voyeur Real Time
Format - 3 movies 20 seconds long.
Sample gallery - Gallery 26
Lots of hidden cam video (bathroom, outdoor, spy) and exclusive live voyeur cams - that's what can your surfers find at Voyeur Real Time.
Welcome to promote and good luck!
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Dildo joke.
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?", asked the Mum
"Mum, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband.". The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.
The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator.
"What are you doing?", He asked. His daughter replied, " I already told Mum. I am 40 years old and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll get to getting a husband." The father walked out of the room.
The next day the Mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand, the vibrator in the other, watching the footy.
"What are you doing?" she cried. "What does it look like?", shouted the Dad. "I am having a drink and watching the game with my son-in-law!".
30 new Free hosted galleries for the 2nd tour of Big Toy Movies.
3 movies, 20 seconds each. Click here for an example.
Have a great day, enjoy your time with your families and good luck!
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Drinks for Free?
One night these two men wanted to go out for drinks, but they didn't have any money. so the first man said, "No problem. I have an idea"
So the two proceeded to the closest bar and ordered their drinks. the second man asks, "Now what's your plan?"
The first man said, "I'm gonna put this hot dog down my pants and then you unzip me and suck the hot dog. then the two would for sure be thrown out of the bar."
The second man was unsure but agreed. as soon as the bill came he dropped to his knees and began to suck. His plan worked. the two were quickly thrown out of the bar. they proceeded to do this in bars all over town without ever having to pay.
Finally the second man said, "Man, I'm drunk enough. That was a good plan."
The first man said yea but I lost the hot dog three doors back.."
Absolutely for free you can start using our new promo-tool - Free Hosted Sites.
We plan to make no more than three sites with same layout, but each one with unique color design and movie content.
List of FHS with corresponding pay sites follows.
Big Toy Movies
--- Handling giant dildo
--- Rubber dong works
--- Satisfactory plastic
Lesbian Screen
--- Girls bath together
--- Busty dykes petting
--- Shaven pussy trembles
Voyeur Real Time
--- Lovely princess naked
--- Nymph showering
--- Wench undresses
As we never used Free Hosted Sites before I would kindly ask you to share your opinions and inform me on possible mistakes. Thank you in advance.
The second good news is that text descriptions for the last 600 galleries are ready (in two formats as usual).
I also think about making hosting thumbs for each FHG, but I'm not sure what image size to choose. If you have any ideas, plase share or write me on team@movierevenue.com.
Good luck and have a great day!
WBR,
Onan Optic,
MovieRevenue manager.
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Poor Old Lady
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon".
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!".
New galleries for Mature Porn Clips.
3 movies x 20 seconds. Links for Second Tour.
Sample Gallery.
Welcome to promote and have a great day!
I have also added 3 new Free Hosted Sites for Mature Porn Clips:
--- Cock-sucking mom
--- Elder slut has guts
--- Older tits fucked
Good luck!
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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you will have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The woman nodded. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
New 30 Free Hosted Galleries for XXX Fatty Movies.
3 movies x 20 seconds, links for third tour, Sample gallery.
Two new free-sites are also available for XXX Fatty Movies.
--- BBW shows snatch
--- Big naturals rock
Welcome to promote and have a great day!
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The New Barbie Doll
A guy walks into the Toys R Us shop in downtown New York and says to the assistant, "Could you please show me your Barbie Dolls?"
She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have Fashion Barbie at $15.95, Vacation Barbie at $15.95, Housewife Barbie at $15.95, and Divorcee Barbie at $215.95!"
The guy asks in astonishment, "Why is Divorcee Barbie so much? She looks the same to me."
The assistant answers, "Well, sir, Divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's etc.
30 new free hosted galleries for Big Toy Movies.
10 clips 10 seconds each. Check an example.
3 new FHS are also available for Big Toy Movies.
--- College slut toying
--- Enormous black dildo
--- Huge chocolate penis
Welcome to promote, good luck and more sunshine in your life!
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A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"
New gree hosted galleries for Voyeur Real Time.
3 movies 20 seconds each! click here for sample.
New tour for Voyeur Real Time is almost ready, although the first one converts very impressively.
Good luck and have a great day!
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Lesbian Joke.
A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet.
Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, she explained to her that she had realized she was gay.
Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean, lesbian?"
"Well... yes."
Still without looking up: "Does that mean lick women down below?"
Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped:
"Don't you *EVER* complain about my cooking again!"
3 new Free Hosted Sites for Lesbian Screen.
--- Shaved pussy licked
--- Sweet tongue clitoring
--- Threesome lesbian action
Welcome to promote!
I wish I could recieve more of your feedback concerning our Free Hosted Sites. Thank you in advance and have a great day!
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An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.
For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.
For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth.
The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes. After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
30 new FHG for Mature Porn Clips. 10x10 format. Sample gallery.
3 new Free Hosted Sites are also available for Mature Porn Clips.
--- Big mouth babe
--- Mature bitch fucking
--- Horny blonde mom
Have a great day and feel always free to contact me on anything concerning MovieRevenue.
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A farmer had 5 female pigs and times were getting tough, so he went to the country fair to sell his pigs. At the fair, he came across a farmer who had 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The two farmers lived 60 miles away from each other so they agreed to each drive 30 miles, and find a field to mate their pigs.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5:00 am., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had left, and drove the 30 miles. While the pigs were going at it, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they're pregnant?"
The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, then they're not.
The next morning they were rolling in the mud so he hosed them down, loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try again.
The following morning, MUD again! This continued all week until one morning the farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife and said, "Honey, look outside the window and tell me if the pigs are in the mud or in the field."
"Neither one," yelled his wife, "They're in the station wagon and one of them is beeping the horn!"
3 new Free Hosted Sites for XXX Fatty Movies.
--- Abominably fat slut
--- Bonita chick dildoing
--- Pig-like bitch
I'm really glad that FHS feature attracts more and more webmasters to our program and I believe they won't be disappointed ever.
Have a great day!
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