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    On the other hand.... You have different fingers
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    Turning In My Gay Card

    Okay, I came in to work today, got all settled in with my cup of coffee, turned on my ICQ and loaded up my emails as usual... then I went to the bathroom and got a good look at myself in the mirror. :eek:

    I am living proof that the stereotype of gay men having incredible fashion sense is a bold faced LIE! I'm wearing a green t-shirt with a totally mis-matched pair of green pants, black socks and tennis shoes and I look like my freakin' DAD!!!

    I wanna go home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WWC-DonMike
    Okay, I came in to work today, got all settled in with my cup of coffee, turned on my ICQ and loaded up my emails as usual... then I went to the bathroom and got a good look at myself in the mirror. :eek:

    I am living proof that the stereotype of gay men having incredible fashion sense is a bold faced LIE! I'm wearing a green t-shirt with a totally mis-matched pair of green pants, black socks and tennis shoes and I look like my freakin' DAD!!!

    I wanna go home.
    Come home daddy
    I'll be waiting for you.


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    At least you shunned plaid.

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    aw, just chalk it up to having a 'blonde moment'...


    ...Jason is blonde isn't he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Takemytaco
    Come home daddy
    I'll be waiting for you.
    Woof! :woof:
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaystoryman
    aw, just chalk it up to having a 'blonde moment'...


    ...Jason is blonde isn't he?
    Um... Jasun doesn't have hair, darlin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dzinerbear
    At least you shunned plaid.

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    Always. But I do own one flannel. Hee hee.
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    this thread is begging for a pic

    cheers,
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    I heard on the news (no lie) that polka dots are coming back. I'm scared.

    Fortunately, however, I somehow didn't get the gay fashion gene and so Wal-Mart clothes are good 'nuff for me most of the time


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    Wtf?! I love plaid! Screw you guys, I'm going home!


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    You do realize by 'gay' I mean a man who has sex with other men? IntenseCash.com's Avatar
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    What did I tell you about getting dressed in the dark, hehe.

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    I am straight, but my ass is gay jIgG's Avatar
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    oh that's nothing compared to striped sox all the way to you knees


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    Quote Originally Posted by jIgG
    oh that's nothing compared to striped sox all the way to you knees

    (quietly removed striped socks and places them in the garbage hoping nobody noticed)
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    No worries DonMike. I'm a girl with no fashion sense and I don't care. hehe

    I chalk it up to the fact that I have 5 older sisters with a mean sense of style. That gene was eaten up by all of them with nothin left for me. I'm cool with it though. They keep me in hand me downs. :twink:


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    Quote Originally Posted by boyfunk
    I heard on the news (no lie) that polka dots are coming back. I'm scared.

    Fortunately, however, I somehow didn't get the gay fashion gene and so Wal-Mart clothes are good 'nuff for me most of the time
    Long Live WaMart and their 'RollBack' Tee Shirts!!! LOL
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