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Thread: I need help if you can offer it.

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    Sana Chan
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    I need help if you can offer it.

    Hi guys,

    I'm helping run a new online radio show and its my job to create a fake university. It has majors with teachers and everything, but there's only one problem I'm having.

    It also has a football team and I have no clue about football. Part of the spoof will be faked exerpts from games by the announcer. I don't know jack about positions, plays, or whatnot. Is anyone a football fan? Other than looking at them and drooling :center:


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    Corey Bryant
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    What did you need to know about Football? I mean, the types of plays, number of players, etc?


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    Sana Chan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey Bryant
    What did you need to know about Football? I mean, the types of plays, number of players, etc?
    Positions: Like quaterback, linebacker, etc.
    Types of Plays: Like Statue of Liberty (only one I know)

    I know jack shit about this game. And I want to do a good job on this.


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    Xstr8guy
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    Oh boy, you might be in the wrong place for answers on football.


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    Corey Bryant
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    Hm you might check out: http://www.playfootball.com/ - I have tried explaining it a few times - but it seems a little complicated. LOL - you get the ball - you run it to the end of the field (and hopefully the correct way)


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    Sana Chan
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    Thank you Cory! Porno University and their team the Raging Hormones thanks you!


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    Corey Bryant
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    Glad that might work. I figured that might be basic enough to start & then we can get in the safety & conversions


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    virgin by request ;) Chilihost's Avatar
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    I know my rugby but have no clue on american football...sorry

    cheers,
    Luke


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    Years ago, when I was a student at Iowa State, a local radio station broadcast live coverage of a college football game. But it was all a complete fabrication. One of the schools was the University of Okoboji (that's a rural resort area with no colleges) and the game was played at Our Lady of the Lake Stadium, the only football stadium in the world that floats on a lake. It was very funny and clever.

    The station didn't invent the University of Okoboji and when I was there lots of Iowans had those window bumper stickers for the school. Maybe I should tell people I got my master's in porn studies there!


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