I like mine. Hmmm....

Meant to be Obscene, not Heard

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They aren't love handles if nobody loves you!

The only exercise I get is stretching the truth and jumping to conclusions.

I can read you like a book, but I'd prefer the braille version.

When I scored a 1 on straightacting.com I got so emotional I wept.