Merchant accounts can do daily direct deposits, why can't 3rd party processors? It's bloody ridiculous that I can have a bangin' sales week... and I wait... and wait... and wait... week 1, week 2, week 3, (zzzzzZZzzzzzZzzz) meanwhile I'm jumping off a bridge cause I haven't gotten my check... oh what's this? Week 4, my check finally comes.

Wonderful. I'm going to get a merchant account for my next paysite. Waiting this long is ridiculous.