Repenting has never been easier (unless your RomanCatholic - God offers them an all-in-one express line at the pearly gates).

No more waiting in line at church & praying at night, without being heard.
That's right little lambs, due to popular demand, your God has finally decided to make time for all its devotees.

God is standing by, waiting for you to call now!
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html