Yeah, I think we're all jaded to a point. My friend and I were looking at profiles on a popular kinky hookup site and we hit this profile where this older guy was all decked out in chaps, harness, you know, head to toe leather and my first reaction was "What the hell is up with that couch?".

I'm sorry, if you're taking a pic of yourself in leather don't stand in front of a floral loveseat under a shelf of Hummel figurines.