Okay, I got a nasty cold and spent the past few days trying to deal with it. I'm feeling incredibly shitty today which means I should be feeling better by Monday. At any rate, I finally got around to watching Clerks 2, one of the funniest fucking movies I've seen in ages. I totally rekindled my love affair with Kevin Smith's movies and I got the DVD to check out the extras and was then drawn to his website to delve even deeper. So while I was checking things out I ended up on his message board and there, before my very eyes, was a guy who's online screen name was...

Bassguy.

I think I've found your soulmate.