So this priest steals hard-core porn, runs from the cops when they try to arrest him, and tries to ditch the porns he stole. The titles?

Nuns in Heat

and

Ladyboys Do Bangkok


Life is so much easier when you are honest with yourself and everyone else and just admit you like porn.






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WUERZBURG, Germany — A monk has been arrested for stealing dozens of pornographic movies from a sex emporium, reports Scotsman.com.

The Benedictine monk, Brother Niklaus, 49, of the Maria Laach order, is alleged to have stolen nearly 40 hardcore videos, which he then stashed in his cell at his abbey.

Police were summoned after a sex-store assistant saw Brother Niklaus hiding the movies in his robe in the town of Wuerzburg.

Brother Niklaus was then chased through the town and during his escape attempt, tried to toss four videos in a trashcan. Authorities later recovered the titles, two of which were Nuns in Heat and Ladyboys Do Bangkok.