I just had a little, very drunk, blond chick ring my doorbell at 6:30am asking if I had a couple of bucks for gas!

I'll will be the first person to help someone out, but come on. 6:30 am...
And to be drunk on top of it. I went outside after I politely told her I had no money, and her and another girl were going door-to-door asking for money.

Give me a break. If she hadn't been drunk I probably would have helped.