Yesterday we got our water bill, to say my mother was upset is an understatement. Our bill went from about $50 per month to over $150 and we're using less water! Gotta love Deltona and it's corrupt city commissioners... anyway.

She decides after some serious ranting and raving that she is going to call them up and give them a piece of her mind. She picks up the telephone and starts to dial...that's when I bust out cackling and almost piss myself...why?

Poor Ma picked up her CALCULATOR and tried to dial it! LOLOLOLOL...

Mad cow Mad cow!:crazyeyes: