The first and last time I ever did it with a girl was in the former East Germany. She probably thought she could make me straight!

Even though I was very drunk at the time, I still remember it all vividly. I didn't find it particularly fun. Where there should have been something there was nothing, and the whole boobs thing is ... well... let's say I'll take the beautiful coconut buns of smooth Thai guys anytime. :-)

Anybody else have similar experiences?