So Ted and I went grocery shopping this afternoon. As we were packing the bought goods into our cart a male voice asked over the loud speaker, "John, come to the backroom please."

Ted and I both looked at one another, and I said, "That sounds like the opening line that leads to the sex in the porn movie." Ted agreed.

So, what announcements have you heard over store loud speakers (or any announcement system really) that would have made a good lead-in line to the sex in an adult movie.

Cheers
Dzinerbear