My dad surfs. He longboards, in fact. And his name is Jim.

On a couple of surfer discussion boards both he and I post on, his username is... you guessed it... longboardjim!

So when I saw your name on a thread here, I immediately was like "OH SHIT!" and then when I saw your avatar I was like "OH SHIT OH SHIT!!" hahaha

I about crapped my pants thinking:
1. Dad had found me
2. Dad was in porn
3. I just saw dad in a thong

You'll all have to excuse me while I go get some therapy.