After having their 11 child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his Vetenarian and told him that He and His Cousin didn't want to have anymore children.

The Doctor told Him that there was a procedure called a Vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was very expensive.

" A less costly alternative," said the doctor, " is to go home , get a cherry Bomb, ( fireworks are legal in Alabama ) " Light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to
your Ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, " I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can, then hold it near my Ear is going to help Me.

" trust Me ," said the Doctor. So the Man went home, Lit a Cherry Bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can next to his Ear and Began to Count. " 1 " " 2 " " 3 " " 4 " " 5 " At which point he paused, Placed the beer can between his legs and resume counting
on his other hand,

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi and West Virginia.