Honestly, penis pills and porn videos would make me feel a little too much like the old dirty man at the liquor store down the street. Ya know, like I’m in a faded polyester shirt, bald on top, sitting behind a counter with ads like “GET A BIGGER COCK IN JUST 5 DAYS! THAT’S RIGHT!” or “LOOSE 30 POUNDS IN 5 DAYS!”

Not that the people that make those products are do anything bad, and hell, maybe they really do help some people. (Stranger things have happened)

Just every time I see them, the first thing that pop’s in my head is a late night infomercial. Wonder if they could get that Amazing Grill guy….?