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Semenex Container - 10 Servings
Semenex is an all-natural dietary supplement made available as a sweet-tasting drink powder and professionally packaged by one of the nation's leading nutriceutical companies in new multi-serving containers.

It's very simple to take. About an hour or so before bed, ejaculate at least a time or two before taking Semenex. Shortly before bed, pour one serving of Semenex (two level tablespoons [scoops]) into a lidded container of 6 ounces (175 ml) of water (or any other desired potable liquid or beverage). Close the container lid and shake contents vigorously (that's right, "shaken, not stirred"). Then drink.

Within 24 hours of having last drank a serving of Semenex (whether Semenex has been taken for one, two, or three nights in succession), invite your lover over for a taste test they are sure to enjoy.

Taken once a day before bed, this incredible product takes effect in as little as 12 to 24 hours, replacing the naturally distasteful taste of semen with the Semenex-enhanced flavor women and men love.

Semenex is formulated from a U.S. and internationally patent-protected blend of the following all-natural, FDA-approved ingredients: Pineapple; Broccoli; Banana; Celery; Strawberry; Fructose; Cinnamon; Ginger; Nutmeg; Citric Acid; Vitamins B6, B12, and E; Calcium; Magnesium; Creatine; Selenium; and Zinc