Subject: Michael Jackson For State Senate
From: Michael Jackson

Dear Mr. Dunlap,

The Republican Party needs a good organization to starting winning elections in order to promote Family Values. That is why I am recommending the following people for the Republican Central Committee.

I believe they have the people's best interest at heart and will do the work necessary to build the Republican Party!

Gail Curtis
James J. Crean
Barbara Ferraro
Edward A. Barwick
John M. Bennett
Michele L. Morris
Michael A. Jackson

Yours in service to California,

Michael A. Jackson
www.VoteMJ.com

Suffice to say it took me awhile to realize it wasn't a joke e-mail and was actually serious. Poor guy... running on a "family values" platform with a name like "Michael Jackson"