Butt measurements


A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife's bottom was.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going
to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?