Greetings:

Jason Bowbly, 18, allegedly skateboarded through a parking lot about 4 p.m. on Friday, May 13, clad only with a strategically placed sock puppet.
Full story and censored video:

http://www.local6.com/news/4502077/detail.html

I wish I could get my hands on this tape, along with a model release! Then I could start up:

www.StrategicallyPlacedSockPuppet.com