1. My favortie bands are Arch Enemy and Judas Priest.
2. I've lost 35 lbs in 4 months on the Suzanne Sommers diet.
3. I have appeared on Much Music as a Heavy Metal expert.
4. I once shagged an entire Soccer Team.
5. I write for a Heavy Metal magazine called "Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles".
6. I have a tattoo on the back of my head.
7. I have a pierced dick.
8. I've read "Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire" 25 times.
9. I have a motorcycle licence, but can't drive a car.
10. I wrote a phony obituary and police report of my murder for the local newspaper in the town I grew up in to get out of being invited to a high school reunion.