I was just censored and banned from a french adult porn forum

[Axel]

Your arguments would hold if it was an ordinary forum.

However, it is a porn forum. If you spend any length of time in the jizz bizz at the very heart of what we do is the right to say what we want and express what we want.

Why do you think that a forum that deals with porn is different from others?
It's because ppl talk about adultbiz that they forget what the word "respect" means, or that they have the right to say anything they want. The laws are exactly the same, and make no differences for porn forums!!! So that, for example, the forum's owner has the same law obligations regarding insulting, etc. HE is responsible for what is said on HIS forum.
However, most people in those porn forums are not considering them as a part of a special biz, meaning porn biz, they mainly feel they are part of Internet biz, so the rules come with it.

If you are going to create a forum that invites members of the jizz biz community to join and post you have to accept the fact that often graphic, insulting and sexually explicit material will be posted from time to time.

And nobody has to like it. But it does have to be tolerated.

NO, that is only YOUR point of view. Not necesserary the forum's owner view. But you apply your point of view, not to your forum. That is why you were banned and censored, and also why you don't understand why!

[Jasun]

It was in rather poor taste.

I know that if someone came here and told a similar joke about gay guys, we'd probably hog tie them.

Ask Hammer.

And yeah, just because it's a porn board doesn't mean the rules are different. Unless the board is GFY. Then there are no rules.

That being said, I don't think you meant to cause the shit storm you did.

Just chalk it up to experience and move on.

Or come up with a better punch line.

[HollywoodHorwtz]

wheres the link for the thread?

[Hamilton Steele]

wheres the link for the thread?

They made an entire movie based on this joke.

http://www.thearistocrats.com/

[Hamilton Steele]

Why do you think that a forum that deals with porn is different from others?
It's because ppl talk about adultbiz that they forget what the word "respect" means, or that they have the right to say anything they want. The laws are exactly the same, and make no differences for porn forums!!! So that, for example, the forum's owner has the same law obligations regarding insulting, etc. HE is responsible for what is said on HIS forum.
However, most people in those porn forums are not considering them as a part of a special biz, meaning porn biz, they mainly feel they are part of Internet biz, so the rules come with it.



NO, that is only YOUR point of view. Not necesserary the forum's owner view. But you apply your point of view, not to your forum. That is why you were banned and censored, and also why you don't understand why!

The true irony is I'm not the origional creator of the joke. Matt Parker and Trey Stone of SouthPark fame are. Everything graphic in it, they wrote.

But if you want to condemn me...

Not a problem, I think I can safely say they would have my back and get a big laugh that a porn forum censored them but mainstream media didn't.

(I'm good friends with Ron Jeremy and he is good friends with them. Maybe I will contact Ronnie and have him contact them on my behalf. This is just too good not to share.)

I'm going to put this in very basic american terms.....

It's the jizz biz dude. If I wasn't sticking my cock in somebody for the entire world to see. Many people that are in the "Internet Biz" would NOT have a job. NowI remember it is a sex workers industry and it is marginally tolerated by law enforcement and goverment worldwide.
(Never forget George Bush, the FBI and God hate porn)

Therefore....

Because I produce, create and sell this stuff....

Because I put my face infront of the camera....

Because I assume what could potentially be an enormous amount of possible risk and don't cry about it....

I have the right to say whatever the hell I want.

And if someone is profiting off our backs and they have never been on the front lines. They need to sit down and show some respect for those of us that are fighting to keep this industry alive and put food on your table.

So if you think for even one moment that tolerance and freedom of expression is not at the very core of what this industry is...

Then lets just simply agree to disagree.

[dalimili]

I'd remove the post immediatly if you posted it on my forum, but just because the "joke" has no punchline, and it's totally not funny, regardless being French, German, UK, USA family.... or being graphical.

I love dark humor but this was plain boring and totally not funny man.

[Matt 26z]

http://www.apple.com/trailers/indepe...istocrats.html

[Squirt]

Yeah the Aristocrats.. I like the southpark version

[Setting: The four boys are at the bus stop, waiting for the school bus]

Cartman: You guys wanna hear a funny joke my grandpa told me?

Kyle: No.

Cartman: Ok, so this family walks into a talent agency. It's a mother, father, their son and daughter and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent "Sir, our family has an amazing act, we know that if you would let us perform it for you, you'd want to sign us". And the talent agent says "Sorry, we don't sign family acts, they're to cutesy". But then the mother goes "Please sir, we know that if you'd give us two minutes you'd like our act". So the talent agent says "Allright, you've got two minutes".

The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son, who hits "play" on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father, spins his daughter around, bend her over, lifts up her skirt and starts licking her asshole.

Kyle: What?

Cartman: Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears her panties away, squats over his face and starts shitting all over it

Kyle: Dude!

Cartman: Hold on, hold on! The father grabs the baby, takes off it's diaper and starts sucking his cock, right, while the son, still with his mother's shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls.

Kyle: Dude.

Cartman: Hold on Kyle! Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Then the father and son grabs the baby and starts stabbing it headfirst back into the mother's vagina, while the daughter's piss rains down on all of them.

Kyle: Dude, just stop.

Cartman: They get the ba - hold on Kyle! They get the baby half-way in so just his legs are sticking out, all kicking and flailing around, the son takes his mother's shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone, while the father sticks his cock into the baby's asshole and fucks it, while it's still inside the mother, until he comes all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter.

Kyle(?): Ca-Ca-Ca-Cart...

Cartman: Will you hold on, please! And then the father gets up and says "And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11", and the whole family starts running around the room, screaming and laughing, with their dicks and titties flapping all around, covered with shit and piss and cum going "Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh! The building is coming down! Help!". And finally, the family runs back to the center of the room and goes "Taadaa"!

And the talent agent just sits there for the longest time, and then finally he says "Jesus, that's one hell of an act, what do you call it?", and the father says "the Aristocrats". Hehehe.

Kyle(?): I don't get it.

Cartman: Neither do I.

[Squirt]

"The Aristocrats" is a meme. It is the ultimate shaggy dog story. It is tradition. It is welcomed anywhere vulgarity is. It is open source. It is a secret to everybody. It is an independent film. It is a piece of history.

That is to say, "The Aristocrats" is a really really dirty joke.

Ever since the days of vaudeville, comedians have shared a comedy tradition known as "The Aristocrats." It's not so much a joke as it is a format for telling one. The setup is always the same: A family enters the office of a talent agent and he asks to see their act. The punchline is always the same too, the agent asks what they're called, and the reply is always "The Aristocrats!"

Sandwiched in between these is where the fun comes in. The family's act must be doing the dirtiest, most vulgar, and (hopefully) funny things the comedian can think of. Each performer tells this joke in their own way, lending to it whatever horrible and unbelievable acts they can personally devise, leading to a joke that can be shared in hundreds of ways, but hopefully never the same way twice. The Aristocrats is both a competition to see who can think of the dirtiest things in their personal version, and also a way for comedians to share something that is only their own.

The Aristocrats initially gained some mainstream attention at the televised New York Friars Club roast of Hugh Hefner in 2001, when a bombing Gilbert Gottfried told his version of joke and completely brought the house down. In 2004, comedians Penn Gillette and Paul Provenza made an independent film featuring 100 comedians telling their own version of The Aristocrats, including ones from Rodney Dangerfield and Buddy Hackett taken shortly before their deaths. The film was shown at the 2005 Sundance Film Festival, where many people walked out, but hundreds stayed behind and gave the film raucous applause. The Sundance screenings went so well that the film will be released nationwide in August.

In late 2004, a short video began circulating the internet featuring Cartman from South Park telling his version of The Aristocrats. It is usually tagged as "the world's filthiest joke!" or some such, not realizing that it is yet another entry in a game that's been played for decades.

[jIgG]

well you asked for it as far as im concerned

their board, their rules they can do whatever they want.

so i dont see why you're whining