Ok, I'm a big fat dummy. What the fuck is RSS and why should I care? Whenever I read something about RSS, my eyes glaze over and I start to drool. Can someone explain in a very simple and straight-forward manner what it is all about?
RSS is a portal content language. RSS is a lightweight syndication format. A content syndication system. And a metadata syndication framework.
WHAT?!


And while we're at it, can someone explain SMS to me too? Lol