Ok.... those are long stories... here's my shortest pick up ever.

While waitering at a horrid bar called "Colby's" a few years back, I walked up to a total stranger I thought was hot and said "You.... I get off in about an hour.. don't leave here without me." and walked away.

He waited.


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first runner up.

I pulled up to a stop sign on my bike once, and this rather hot guy pulls up next to me.

"Hi", he says.

"Hey", I answer.

"Just out riding toady?", he askes.

"Yeah", I answer, "Thought I'd go out the the beaches or something".

"Cool", he says, "Wanna come back to my place"

And I'm like, "Alright".

So we did.

The End.

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