THERE you are fucker! Sure, don't call me back, don't return my PM, don't even concern yourself that I'm worried sick that you guys are laying in a gutter somewhere between SF and LA! Fine! I see how it is. Just bask in your glory of being the sexy mofo coverboy and let me stew in my own juices over your whereabouts.

I have half a mind to sneak into your apartment and turn all your underwear inside out... um... the clean ones, that is.





btw, the cover looks great. Fucker.