A proposal for "Christian Pornography."

[tombarr]

so would that make "cum" .... "Jesus juice"?

whipping would become "flogging"?

instead of "he fucker her so hard" the phrase would be, "he really nailed
her to the cross!"

I think we should make a cross over porn terms directory for christian porn....what a fun Saturday project!

[ethanmasters]

LMAO, by far one of the most "uplifting and spiritually inspirational" threads I believe I have ever read in my life.

heh

[_ap_]

gay christian porn = tranny in wedding dress

[Hamilton Steele]

I deal alot these days with the Japanese market and have several investors from there. On a lark last week I joked about "Christian Porn."

This morning I read an email that said, "sounded like a good idea - how much do you need?"

So I'm thinking I'm going to call it "The Great Whore of Babylon" or "Revelations"

So this is going to be a 5 scene vingette style gonzo. But now I have a mental writters block. I was thinking 3-some sex and the line, "on the 3rd day he rose again" keeps going through my head. I'm really not too certain where to go with this now.

My wife thinks I should make it cheap and just do masturbation with food. Call it "Veggie Tails" but I'm certain I would be sooo sued it wouldn't even be funny.