Honestly, altghough I loved Gladiator, every movie that's tried to redo it's success has been so lame it makes me cry. This doesn't really look any better. After the stink-bombs that were Hidalgo, The Last Samurai, Attilla and so many others that my mind is a blur, I think I'll wait until it comes out on video.

OR skip it altogether... I mean, the only reason Gladiator rocked so hard was that it was three hours of drop dead gorgeous, half naked men, all filthy and sweaty, covered in dirt and oil, writhing around together, beating the shit out of each other, living in closed quarters and the only love interest is dead in the first 15 minutes. Troy is about some bitch named Helen.