When you hang your shingle out in CyberTown, you never knows what Might come knocking. I'm sittin around .. chattin' with my gents on Yahoo .. when this pops up in my window .. I have chaged the knuckheads's nick

idiot_man: Do you havce any experience with male chastity? IS there anyway out of these things?

madame_knows: I think the time you should know how to get out of something.. is before you agree to put it on

idiot_man I agreed to wear this for my ex wife. I owe her back support
idiot_man she was going to take me to Domestic relations

madame_knows:
idiot_man: Now I have until New Years

madame_knows: now I've heard it all
madame_knows: I'm going to save this chat window to show to my hubby ..
madame_knows: he wouldn't believe me if I told him

idiot_man: great

idiot_man Do you have any experience with these things?
madame_knows: no .. I don't believe in chasity
madame_knows: I suggest you get a dremmel tool and start thinking hard

idiot_man I want to get out and back in again without being detected
madame_knows: well you are fucked

idiot_man If she finds out I'm screwed
idiot_man I've been in it for a week and I'm going nuts

madame_knows: I think that you'd win what ever case went before a jury
madame_knows: guilty or not

madame_knows: You should call my Keen line so I can humilate you

idiot_man: It would help if I could figure out which one I'm in
idiot_man: there are hundreds
idiot_man: it's not a cb300, 200 or a curve I know that much
idiot_man: it's not made of metal

madame_knows: You'll have to excuse me
madame_knows: I already told you I know nothing about those devices

idiot_man: you talk like a guy
idiot_man: okay
idiot_man: thanks anyway

madame_knows: And you my dear are an idiot
madame_knows: thanks for the laughs

idiot_man: hope you and your husband have a laugh at my expense
idiot_man: you should see this friggin thing
idiot_man: it's huge

madame_knows: good luck .. sounds like you need to buy some benidrill .. it's gona get itchy


I swear ... I almost coughed up a lung .. even if some wanker fantasy, it still made me giggle. Might make a good story.

Title suggestions anyone?