The guy who called claiming to be Tom Cruise's agent and was going to put one of our guys in the movies and make him a star, but he had to have his personal phone number because he didn't like to deal with other agents.

When I told him that we never give out personal numbers, he got beligerant.

I told him that he's under exclusive contract with us, so he's not going to be able to do any work anyway. He begged for his phone nubmer anyway and then finally broke down and said "Ok, I'm going to level with you... I'm straight and engaged, but I want to have sex with a guy just once before I get married, and he's the type of guy I want. And since he's in porn, he's obviosuly the kind of guy who would take money for sex."

I explained that no, he did solo porn for us and that he wasn't even gay, would NOT be taking money for sex, and that there was no way that I would give out his number anyway.

Well, the guy went NUTS. He then went back to his original offer of putting him in the movies. He said that we might have him under contract for porn, but that we had no control over any non-porn that he might want to do.

When I explained that we had control over anything he did porn or no, he said "That's not FAIR!! you're taking the decision away from him!! if he knew what you were doing, he'd leave you in a second"

Which is when I explained that he had already made the decision to just work for us and that he woudln't be able to leave us until his contract ran out in a year and a half.

He DEMANDED that I let him come to the phone (you know, because the models just hang out all day at the studio), and when I woudln't allow that, he threatened to call the FBI becuase we were holding him against his will.

He sent a bunch of threatening emails and made a few more phone calls, but we just played with him a bit before telling him that we knew both his cell and work number and would be calling his work to ask that he stop calling us. (HE did, amazingly enough, work for a talent agent here in Hollywood)

We didn't hear from him again.:signhere: