Well, let's see.

There's the guy that called asking detailed questions about the models on our foot site, which started out innocently enough, but then got to questions about how much their feet smelled and whether they had toe jam (I politely demurred on both and ended the call...)

Then there was the guy who "owned several video stores" but his only address was his home... and he seemed satisfied with the pricing when AJ told him we'd give him 10% off on 50 or more videos (just to see if he was real... and he wasn't)

And the guy that called after joining our site and said he knew lots of cute boys and would scout for us, but as soon as I told him that we absolutely prohibit our scouts from hitting on/having sex with/otherwise acting inappropriately with the models, his interest inexplicably cooled.

Oh... and the guy who called 25 times in a row, 2 minutes apart, and left voice messages requesting a call back about a catalog... who, when AJ reached them, apologized because he had a memory problem and if he didn't write down that he called, he wouldn't remember... and he'd forgotten to write down that he'd called us (25 times, no less.)