I just remembered the guy who called up to tell us that his girlfriend had found his DVDs and she'd left him, and he wanted a refund for his trouble.


We had a guy who called claiming to own an internet video sales company, saying that he sold all of his videos through email and therefore didnt' have a website (when I asked him how they would place online orders without a website, he said they would email them in), and wanted "20-30" of our DVDs as a product sample to give "The Board Members". Claimed he was going to place orders for at least 10,000 pieces a month.

Oh man.. I'm sure we could all go on and on and on.