Oh man, there seem to be twenty en every episode !

Homes: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Homer: It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

Homer: Go ahead, play the blues if it makes you happy.

Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Lisa: Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

Chief Wiggum: 911. This better be good....

Ralph: When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!