Huge Simpsons fan here too!

Ralph - "Me fail English? That's umpossible."

"I bent my Wookie."

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

Skinner - "Do you just call me a liar?'
Chalmers - "No I said you were fired."
Skinner - "Oh, that's much worse then."

Marge - "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer - "Woo-hoo. A four-day weekend."

Marge - "Homer! There's someone here who can help you."
Homer - "Is it Batman?"
Marge - "No, he's a scientist."
Homer - "Batman's a scientist."
Marge - "It's not Batman!"

Homer - "Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

Homer - "Hee hee! Look at this country! You are gay."

Krusty - "Lets just say it moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud."


There are so many more!!!