LOL!!! Okay, here's your story for the weekend. (Chris' gay lap dance reminded me of it)

I was at a party and a bunch of people were tickling me (don't ask). They were holding me down and going at it because they loved hearing my giggle. Anyway, this voluptous woman comes up and leans over me and starts to tickle my sides. I look up at her and said "I don't know why, but I just have this strange compulsion to put my head between your breasts and go (shaking my head back and fourth) "blablablablabla" (you know the noise I'm making here).

So she says to go ahead. So I did. Then I looked down at my crotch, then back up at her and said, "eh, sorry. Still gay."

LOL!!!