"Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?"

"I think all this talk about the death of casual sex is premature... What do you think?"

"We work hard... then we play hard"

"So, are you still straight, or do you need another beer?"

"I got kicked out of the Girl Scouts for eating a Brownine"

"G.I. Joe and Ken are alive and well and living in the Mailbu Dream House."

"So, Private, would you like to see the Captain's Log?"