I'll see how many I can get...

1) after looking at it, for about half an hour, I noticed that there are no "e"s in it.

2) New year's comes before Christmas every year. about 11 months and 24 days before.

3) because 1968 would be worth one cent more than 1967.

4) The boat would just float up with the tide. I did grow up on the Bay of fundy, you know.

5) incorrectly. but i bet that all the assholes over at GFY spell it wrong.

6) An umbrella

7) I saw this before, and know it... but I think it's absolutely stupid. I won't give the answer away, but there are too many words to use with the "D" to make it anything but a question those Mensa society dorks use to stump newbies.

9) the match.

10) the Peacock.

11) bungalows don't have stairs.

13) the one that doesn't work would be accurate twice a day.

18) You have the 4 you took away. duh. You left the other two there.

20) a fifty cent piece and a nickel. The nickle is a nickle, but the other one isn't.