The event is VERY VERY close to Hillcrest!

Lots to do there of course.
I know we will have at least 5 homesexuals, 1 straight guy, and 1 straight wild women. The rest we will keep away for all that porn and answering the phone while we drink, drink, drink.

But really...
Although they say BOOBS a lot and KITTY CAT (pussy) what straight websites do and what we do...are the same. Only the sexual position have changed to protect the christian right.

I'm sure we can put together a "welcome" party at a local bar if we get a small group. If not, then it's a day trip to the local men's spa. I hear they give great facials! LOL