Why'd you move around so much as a kid?
My dad is a diplomat with the US State Department. So we went where he was posted.
Did you ever learn to sign?
I did. But I've since forgotten.
Do you currently have any pets?
I have a newt. Named Ace. I had 2 newts named Ace and Gary: The Amphibiously Gay Duo. But Gary passed a couple of months ago. Granted Ace and Gary could have both been female. Or one male and one female. I never really poked around them to check as their skin is highly poisonous on contact. And maybe Ace died and Gary's the one still living. Who knows.
When watching nature programs, do you find yourself cheering for the cheetah or the gazelle?
I cheer for the gazelle but end up laughing when the cheetah does that leg swipe thing that makes the gazelle eat shit at like 35mph.
Who were you in a past life?
Some guy. Just some guy. Everyone says they were some famous type but there's not enough famous types to go around given that scenario. I think I was just some random dude. I probably died young of syphilis. Or an infected wound on some old battlefield. Or got hit by a buggy. Or diarrhea.
If you could have dinner with anyone past or present, who would that be?
I've read most any book touching even remotely on Winston Churchill. He fascinates me. So I'd have dinner with him. Though if it was a dinner/date thing with sex at the end? Josh Hartnett. Or Orlando Bloom. But not Winston Churchill.
If you could live at any other time except now, when and where would that be?
Ancient Greece woulda been cool. To see Western Civilization being formed. But I'd insist on being able to take a machine gun and lots of antibiotics with me.