got my self a new girlfriend

[Paco]

okay DON, I am really mad at you!

The other day, I went to check the oil in my Golf... and I burned my 'dip stick'.

Now I am stuck with the swollen piece of meat. I was told to rub ointment on to it, but puss keep shooting out.

I think it is broken!

Thanks.
:goseek:

[wildgirl]

omg! she's very huge...nice girlfriend you got there...

[DonMike]

okay DON, I am really mad at you!

The other day, I went to check the oil in my Golf... and I burned my 'dip stick'.

Now I am stuck with the swollen piece of meat. I was told to rub ointment on to it, but puss keep shooting out.

I think it is broken!

Thanks.
:goseek:

LOL! You're strange. I like that in a guy.