Quote Originally Posted by LavenderLounge
I thought the same thing. Who are they targeting that at? It MUST be a joke, but it was done by the paper towel manufacturer, so who knows.

I guess they needed a mascot and Towely wasn't available!

Did you read the part about Dan Savage?
Yes, Steak and Blowjob day sounds nice to me. But I can't cook. Can I just skip to the blowjob? LOL!

Although that still is nice for the couples. Now they have two fuckin' days. What about those of us who are single? They had that "singles awareness day" that was a joke. I mean, I want a day to celebrate that I'm a whole person even if I'm not cajoined at the hip to someone else. There's nothing wrong with being single and V-day always makes single people feel like total outsiders. I hate it and I will keep on hating it until I'm able to celebrate it, so there!

Hee hee. I really need to get out more.