Um, yeah. Except that the expressions are on the wrong faces.

You did very well. But it made me realize why I'm not cut out to be a parent. If you were my kid I would have been like "noooooo, oooh myyyyyy, gooooooood!!!".

But because you are my friend I gave you the benefit of the doubt. You did really well your first time out. And I'm sure that kid's toes will grow back.