That's because I don't just drive you around an empty parking lot, I take you past important points of interest... like the TomKat Theatre, the cruisier parts of Griffith Park, Vasaline Alley (where I teach you to parallel park while cruising), and many more.

The advanced class is where you line up the scary hookers from Santa Monica Blvd and try to drive around them without hitting them, which is really hard when their tweaking and running back and forth. Then I take you to West Hollywood and teach you to avoid potholes and K-holes.

And when you graduate I give you a Kinder Surprise chocolate egg, but I make you sign a waver in case you eat the plastic toy and choke to death.