Ready? here we go...I'm using categories this time.
(since someone already took my ice cream question...that leaves me with only 1 of my staple questions)

In the movie of your life, who would you want to play you?

Business:
What is your favorite part of your job?
Favorite part of the industry itself?
What do you hate about your job/the industry?
What are your professional goals? What would you like to be doing as a career 10 years from now?
(...refrains from asking any questions about Karl as a professional courtesy...)

Personal:
You said you're not close to your blood family...most of us have self-defined families. Who do you consider family and why?
Prefer: shaved head/hair?
Favorite childhood memory?
Place you'd most like to visit that you haven't yet?
One thing you'd like to do before you die?
Do you believe in a higher power?

Sexual:
i'm not even going to bother asking about your favorite position or any crap like that as i know you won't be able to pick just one...

do you prefer:
to be sober or drunk for sex?
afterward to lay there and be sticky, or jump in the shower?
cut/uncut?
have you ever had sex with a woman? if so when was the last time and would you do it again?
what's one fantasy you have that you have not yet fulfilled?
what do you want for breakfast?

Miscellaneous:
do you have an extra helmet for me?
do i have to have chaps or will my leather pants suffice?
asside from straight boy conquests...is there anything else you collect?
what should i wear to ozzfest?
what is your favorite accent?

as we all know, i could go on for ages...but i think this should take care of distracting you for a good portion of the day

*lick*

oh! one more....are you ticklish?