Colon Porn?

[gaybucks_chip]

That's what a good adult industry attorney is for

[chadknowslaw]

I did not think a state I have never visited could chare me with anything, and get me arrested in my home state for something like this. I knew it sounded to easy for this country, I will take it easy with the theme for sure they will not be the worse available “as far a themes” I really just want something a bit edgy is all, and its a bit hard to do something edgy if I do not know where the edge is.

Max, you might not think a state you never visited cannot charge you and issue a warrant, but you are wrong. If your content is viewed in Tennessee, the local prosecutor can present the evidence to a grand jury, indict you and have a warrant issued. All of this can be done without your knowledge and you have no right to present your side of the case to the grand jury--only the prosecutor can be in the grand jury room.
Then, the warrant will be put into the NCIS system and a dispatcher will make a courtesy call to the sheriff's office in your home county. Even if you are in a heavily populated county, deputies will be dispatched to your home to arrest you and take you to jail in your home county. Then, you will sit in jail until either [1] you waive extradition or [2] you sit up to 90 days while the governor's offices do it for you. Then you take a ride in a van across the county in handcuffs and ankle restraints to the jail in the county where you are charged. At THAT time, you can request a bond hearing so that you might be able to post bond.

State lines will not protect you when you sell your wares all over the country if someone decides to charge you. Then you will need a good defense lawyer, a good first amendment lawyer [I recommend 2 lawyers] and enough money to pay for a good defense. Not one of those cop out plea bargain defense lawyers, but someone who is not afraid to take your case to trial.

[Titanmen]

Chad- Please give everyone an estimate of the "retainer" fees both those attorneys would want up front before they would even take the case.

An obscenity case if going to cost at minimum $50,000 to initially defend, and if it goes to trial it's going to cost $200,000+. I know that first ammendment lawyers like Sirkin are going to want $50,000 retainer just to take the case!

As with most legal cases, it's not about whose right, it's about who has the most money to fight the battle. Sad, but true.

[chadknowslaw]

Gill!

I forgot to get into those pesky details.

While that sounds like a shitload of money, there is a lot of time and effort that goes into litigating or defending a case. Depositions--interviewing witnesses and investigators _before_ the trial, takes several days by itself. A simple trial can take 2 weeks, and a trial lawyer needs to pay for the secretary, the researcher, the office and library, and possibly the private investigator.

It takes a good team a lot of long days to prepare a good defense. Without a good defense, right or wrong, you can go to jail. Chris Wilson, who had the site with the dead Iraqis and crappy surfer-submitted amateur porn, plead out his case and had to get out of the business instead of going to trial. The owner of Goalie Entertainment took a plea and went to jail. However, he got nailed on tax violations, which is why I always hammer on keeping the taxes paid and not fucking around with the IRS.

This is a business where the powers that be want to eliminate you. If you run a good business, follow the rules, pay your taxes, and pay a lawyer BEFORE you get into trouble, you can make a good living. If you push the envelope, break rules, and start asking about a good adult lawyer after deputy sheriffs have executed a search warrant and seized your equimpent, you are probably going to have several really bad years ahead.

[DonMike]

Jeez...where were these Chicago censors when the Three Stooges did all of their slapstick gags!

Um... not to stand up for the Chicago censors in any way, shape or form, but I do think there's a bit of a difference between getting a pie in the face and getting a can of oil poured into someone's asshole. :nerd:

[desslock]

we had one of our films BAREBACK GREASE MONKEYS, banned in Chicago because there was a little "gag" we through in for fun...
we had two of the performers pour what appeared (on camera) to be "oil from a Penzoil can" into a funnel that was inserted up Cam's butt

That's interesting. Goes to show you how in our business, tastes and potential offences with people are just completely arbitrary. Your description reminded me of this memorable boxcover from Raging Stallion:

[maxpower]

You guys are really about to make me lose my lunch :wacko:

[DEVELISH]

You guys are really about to make me lose my lunch :wacko:

have you ever googled google images for "tubgirl" ?

[EDIT: it is a gross picture - you've been warned]

:develish:

[chadknowslaw]

have you ever googled google images for "tubgirl" ?

[EDIT: it is a gross picture - you've been warned]

:develish:

Yeah, that one is not pretty. I think it has been a g f y fave for a long time though.

The bondage guys never grossed me out, not even the dude sitting next to the urinal at Blow Buddies with the funnel in his mouth. The dead Iraqi's on nowthatsfuckedup before their legal issues were stomach turning, but those were real and not staged by willing adults.

[chadknowslaw]

Um... not to stand up for the Chicago censors in any way, shape or form, but I do think there's a bit of a difference between getting a pie in the face and getting a can of oil poured into someone's asshole. :nerd:

hmm -- one is funny and the other is knee-slappin' funny????

[DonMike]

have you ever googled google images for "tubgirl" ?

[EDIT: it is a gross picture - you've been warned]

:develish:

Is this the one that Chris used to post on You-Know-Where? The one that always made me wanna toss my cookies?

[DonMike]

The bondage guys never grossed me out, not even the dude sitting next to the urinal at Blow Buddies with the funnel in his mouth.

Damnit, Chad, you weren't supposed to tell!!!

Geeze, can't a guy have a little fun.

[desslock]

I think TubGirl should be the name and cover of Karen Finley's next performance dvd.

Steve

[DonMike]

Okay, Chad. Your post reminded me of a story. Heh heh. MaxPower, you may want to skip this.

I was at a dungeon party in Hollywood one time and I really had to take a whiz, so my friend said, "oh, they have a piss pig in the pit, just under that grate over there. So I go over to the great and look down and there's this guy in head to toe rubber, just sort of hanging out there waiting to get pissed on. Now, keep in mind, I was still really new at this time so I figured what the hell, started to unzip my fly and when I look down again he's waving at me. So I look a little closer and it turns out that he was a good friend of mine. So I wave back... then took a moment to think... and then decided that I couldn't bring myself to pee on my friend.

Looking back on this I have to laugh. I supposed pissing on a complete stranger would have been okay, but not on a friend? LOL!!! Of couse if that were to happen today I'd go right ahead and pee. I mean, that's why he was down there, right?

I love my life.

[DEVELISH]

Is this the one that Chris used to post on You-Know-Where? The one that always made me wanna toss my cookies?

Dunno where I read it, but somebody uses this for anti-hotlinking