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If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Explain why last night I played a blank tape at full blast and the mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?



OH COME ON NOW GUYS - YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING!!!