Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
paul
God:
Hi there paul.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
im gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
know any cute asian men?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
well - smooth skin - baout 25 yrs old - 7 inch uncut
God:
Well that's okay. Do you prefer books or TV?


hes a bit nerdy