i have nothing against "pretty people" ( most of my models are pretty ) but anyone less than a model i consider "real" ( i'm real - jennifer lopez ) like the 3 straight jocks that use to live in an apartment above me and would always run around in their boxer's and/or shirtless and come down to borrow things not realizing just how hot they were being normal ( i can still smell the musk on their skin from just getting out of bed...i need to lie down! )

sincerely ~ ..."knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me"... - tony orlando and dawn