I've heard this joke told with granmothers sitting around talking

Quote Originally Posted by longboardjim
in buisness it's just that , i have several clients (adult/mainstream) that purchase product and we've had lunch while they make "gay jokes" , i've had a couple in the past find out i was gay and apologized.
i don't believe in letting personality/politics/etc. get in the way of buisness and who i sleep with should have no effect on the work i produce , if this is something in your buisness charter be prepared to starve.

jim

p.s ~ a gay joke told to me by one of my straight clients

four guys are telling stories in a bar , One guy leaves to use the restroom.

1st guy - "i was worried that my son was gonna'be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. turns out that he got a break , they made him a salesmen , he sold many cars , he bought the dealership and he just gave his best friend a mercedes for his birthday.

2nd guy - "i was worried about my son also because he started out raking leaves for a realtor , he got a break , they made him a commissioned salesman , he sold many properties , he bought the real estate office and he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday.

3rd guy - "i hear yeah , my son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm , he got a break , they made him a broker , and he now own's the firm , in fact he so successful he just gave his best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday.

the fourth guy returns from the restroom. the first three explain they are telling stories about their son's successes.

4th guy - "well i'm embarassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment. he started off a hairdresser and is still a hairdresser after 15 years in fact i just found out that he's gay and has several boyfriend's , but i try to look at the bright side , his boyfriends just gave him a new mercedes , a new house , and 1 million in stock for his birthday.